<?xml version='1.0'?><feed xmlns:opensearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/' xmlns:s='http://jadedpixel.com/-/spec/shopify' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom'><id>http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain</id><title>ACTUAL PAIN - ACTUAL PAIN</title><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain' rel='self'/><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain' rel='alternate'/><updated>2010-02-08T14:53:06-08:00</updated><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1468022</id><title>King Dude / River of Gold</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DTD9KAfQsxs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DTD9KAfQsxs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the new video for River of Gold, by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/kingdudes">King Dude</a> (me).</p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-08T14:53:06-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-08T14:53:06-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1468022-king-dude-river-of-gold' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1465872</id><title>The Stickers today at Fish Fry</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p>This is my lovely wife&#8217;s new band The Stickers. They are excellent and today they play their first show.</p>
<p><img src='http://static.shopify.com/s/files/1/0001/5027/files/stick.jpg?1265493356' alt='' /></p>
<p>W/ Eel Eater and it&#8217;s totally free! The Stickers play at 3:30, fuck the Superbowl.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/broughttoyoubythestickers">The Stickers</a></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-07T12:52:49-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-07T12:52:49-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1465872-the-stickers-today-at-fish-fry' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1464732</id><title>The Evil Dead Tonight</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://static.shopify.com/s/files/1/0001/5027/files/evil_dead_1_poster_07.jpg?1265488437' width='760px' /></p>
<p>So stoked for this midnight movie.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll never forget when I met Bruce Campbell at the King Dome for a Q13 kid&#8217;s fair when I was 12. He was in town doing a signing to promote his new Fox TV show Brisco County Jr, and everyone there good give a rat&#8217;s ass. There were dorks galore, with paper mache chainsaws chanting, &#8220;Ash!&#8221;, over and over again to a B movie actor in a cowboy costume, on a makeshift riser, in the King Dome, surrounded by 12 and 30 year old virgins, and carnival rides. My Mom gave me and my friend Charlie a ride there, and she waited in line with us for an hour or so (thanks mom!). It was getting late and Bruce Campbell&#8217;s manager announced to all the ravenous nerds that he would stay to the end and sign all the autographs. &#8220;Ash! Ash! Ash!&#8221;</p>
<p>We finally climbed the steps onto the five foot riser where Bruce Campbell sat at a folding table, dressed as cowboy, signing autographs on a stack of glossy 8 X 10s of him and a horse. Nervously, I waited as my Mom got an autograph then my friend Charlie, then I go to get my ad for &#8220;Army of Darkness&#8221; torn from a Marvel Comic autographed when I hear a loud crash and scream from the side of the stage, my mom had stumbled and fell backwards onto the ground.</p>
<p>Bruce Campbell raced over and helped her up along with his manager who had been talking to some other official looking people my mother was now lying next to. I was mortified. Beyond embarrassed. By the time we got to the parking lot it was hilarious and has been ever since.</p>
<p>Tonight at midnight at the Egyptian: <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">EVIL</span> <span class="caps">DEAD</span></p>
<p><a href="https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/Landmark.aspx?TheatreID=241">Click here for tickets</a></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-06T13:57:58-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-06T13:57:58-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1464732-the-evil-dead-tonight' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1463882</id><title>NASTASSJA KINSKI&apos;S HAIR ON LETTERMAN</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlPCeufl6_I&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlPCeufl6_I&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/01lMnzMvcfc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/01lMnzMvcfc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hvJACWNXIOw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hvJACWNXIOw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-05T17:47:57-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-05T17:47:57-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1463882-nastassja-kinskis-hair-on-letterman' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1462532</id><title>I WANT YOU ROCKIN&apos; BACK INSIDE MY HEART</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ejwoe83uF8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ejwoe83uF8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-05T02:05:47-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-05T02:05:47-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1462532-i-want-you-rockin-back-inside-my-heart' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1459672</id><title>Trash talk live on Fuel</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/570322908" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=64714919001&playerId=570322908&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="760" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></p>
<p>This is crazy, check out the Book of Black Earth shirt on Lee, thanks for repping&#8230;</p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-03T15:24:07-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-03T15:24:07-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1459672-trash-talk-live-on-fuel' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1458412</id><title>Alex&apos;s art show</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><object width="760" height="428"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8862341&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8862341&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="760" height="428"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/8862341">Alex Lacao&#8217;s <span class="caps">CATSPLOITATION</span></a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/pheed"><span class="caps">PHEED</span></a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></p>
<p>Go to this it&#8217;s about cats, who doesn&#8217;t like cats? And Alex, you&#8217;re fucking hilarious.</p>]]></summary><updated>2010-02-03T00:23:09-08:00</updated><published>2010-02-03T00:23:09-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1458412-alexs-art-show' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1452962</id><title>HE&apos;S BACK.</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BRS72S-1B6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BRS72S-1B6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p>I loved this video when I was a kid, it&#8217;s totally awesome.</p>]]></summary><updated>2010-01-31T16:52:27-08:00</updated><published>2010-01-31T16:52:27-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1452962-hes-back' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1449252</id><title>PCP WILL MAKE YOU DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I <span class="caps">MEAN</span>, <span class="caps">ALL</span> I <span class="caps">CAN</span> <span class="caps">REMEMBER</span>, <span class="caps">YOU</span> <span class="caps">KNOW</span>, <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">WORLD</span> <span class="caps">WAS</span> <span class="caps">GONNA</span> <span class="caps">END</span>. <span class="caps">AND</span> I <span class="caps">HAD</span> TO <span class="caps">FIND</span> <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">DEVIL</span>, TO <span class="caps">KILL</span> <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">DEVIL</span> <span class="caps">BEFORE</span> <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">WORLD</span> <span class="caps">ENDED</span>.&#8221; &#8211; <span class="caps">BIG</span> <span class="caps">LURCH</span> <span class="caps">FROM</span> <span class="caps">PRISON</span> <span class="caps">AFTER</span> <span class="caps">BEING</span> <span class="caps">CONVICTED</span> OF <span class="caps">KILLING</span> <span class="caps">AND</span> <span class="caps">EATING</span> <span class="caps">PARTS</span> OF A <span class="caps">FRIEND</span> OF <span class="caps">HIS</span> <span class="caps">WHILE</span> <span class="caps">UNDER</span> <span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">INFLUENCE</span> OF <span class="caps">PCP</span>.</p>
<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y-tVvjVi2m8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y-tVvjVi2m8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p>&#8220;<span class="caps">DADDY</span> <span class="caps">ATE</span> MY <span class="caps">EYES</span>&#8221;<br />
<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vlQhLMjMQaw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vlQhLMjMQaw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/692NA0q1uOM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/692NA0q1uOM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>
<p><span class="caps">PCP</span> <span class="caps">ESCAPE</span> <span class="caps">ATTEMPT</span><br />
<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLZq5GGPxws&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLZq5GGPxws&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="760" height="505"></embed></object></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-01-28T23:04:57-08:00</updated><published>2010-01-28T23:04:57-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1449252-pcp-will-make-you-do-the-craziest-things' rel='alternate'/></entry><entry><id>tag:db1@shopify.com,2010:articles/1436732</id><title>KING DUDE TAPE OUT NOW</title><summary type='html'><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://static.shopify.com/s/files/1/0001/5027/files/KD.jpg?1263187514' width='760px' /></p>
<p>This six song tape is my first release and I am very excited! Limited to 100 copies, you can get it from <a href="http://batheticrecords.blogspot.com/">Bathetic</a> directly or eventually at the next King Dude show if you live in Seattle. Check out other King Dude songs and videos <a href="http://myspace.com/kingdudes">here</a></p>]]></summary><updated>2010-01-22T12:52:47-08:00</updated><published>2010-01-22T12:52:47-08:00</published><author><name>ACTUAL PAIN</name></author><link href='http://actualpain.myshopify.com/blogs/actual-pain/1436732-king-dude-tape-out-now' rel='alternate'/></entry></feed>